Junior

i stumbled in at 2am all drunk 
and full of smoke 
my wife said "i've had enough" 
that's it, i'm sick, get out!" 
so i stumbled down to kelly's pub 
across the edge of town 
and i told the boys me story 
and we had another round 

and we'll drink and drink and drink 
and drink and drink and drink and 
fight-yeah! [2x]
and if i see a pretty girl 
i'll sleep with her tonight 
i'll drink and drink and drink and 
drink and drink and drink and fight.... 

and mary McGregor 
well she was a pretty whore 
she'd always greet you with a smile 
and never lock her door 
but on the day she died 
i'll admit it sounded weak
for mary McGregor finally got some sleep 

well i once loved a girl 
a child i'm told 
i gave her my heart 
and she gave me a cold 
so now i sit standing 
out in the pouring rain 
i'll stumble back to kelly's pub 
and cry away me pain