Crawling To The USA

I thought I would go to the sea and shrink down very tiny
And slide inside the telephone wire that runs under the briny
Till I found there is a way of crawling to the USAYou had better not go too far
There's one way out, there's only one way
Leave your mother and your father
Crawling to the USASaw it late one night on a secret channel
(Crawling to the USA)
It's farther on along the tunnel
(Crawling to the USA)
It's way beyond the final station
That's the one they never mentionYou had better not go too far
There's one way out, there's only one way
Leave your mother and your father
Crawling to the USAYou don't have to pay them that much
(Crawling to the USA)
You had better bring your lunch
(Crawling to the USA)
It's undercover, around the houses
Up your skirt and down your trousersYou had better not go too far
There's one way out, there's only one way
Leave your mother and your father
Crawling to the USAShe said, "I catch you taking liberties and they do not impress me
Attach me to your credit card and then you can undress me"
Everybody is on their knees except the Russians and the ChineseYou had better not go too far
There's one way out, there's only one way
Leave your mother and your father
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