Flippin' Hell

Food, 
  Rah ma bellys hurtin me man 
  Food, 
  I'm hungry I want some, 
  Food, 
  I'm hungry and I want some flippin food, 
  Food, 
  I want some kebab rude boy, 

  As soon as I step foot in the shop, 
  I know that I don't know what I want, 
  Chicken donna, cofty kebab or a lamb shish or a mixd speshul, 
  Sometimez I get a cofty or some next one I can't say properly, 
  I'm so hungry I'm bitin' ma lips, 
  Flippin' hell jus get a portion of chips, 
  Blud that's too much salt on ma chips, 
  I've been bitin ma lips are u fik it stings, 
  I've lost ma appetite lickin' da salt off ma lips, 
  Throw da chips in da bin, 
  Normal, walk out da shop, 
  Don't forget 2 say fankyu boss 
  (Ey safe safe) 
  Walk to ma yard 
  As soon as I land 
  Go find a toilet and jam 

  Food, 
  Don't you love it when you get some real good 
  Food, 
  Not going out on street and eating all of dat junk 
  Food, 
  All dat take- away and all of dat shit 
  Food, 
  I want some mac d'z 
  McDonalds! 

  So I pull up at da drive thru, 
  They like to call it the McDrive, 
  I'm waitin there for my food 
  The lady comes I look in her eyes 
  I yo, den I start bussin up 
  At da drive thru I always joke 
  I ask for a large orange coke 
  Or sometimes I ask for a small large fries, 
  (Some chips) 
  I'm in ma early 20's pushin da wip buh I'm payin in pennies 
  When you get burgers always check em, 
  I eat burgers in 15 seconds 
  Ketchup all over ma face 
  Secime seeds all ova da place 
  And if dat wasn't enough to spoil it, 
  Go home spend two days on the toilet. 

  Food, 
  Come home and eat some of dat good 
  Food, 
  After you've been out on road, shottin da 
  Food, 
  Come and get a big munch, 
  Munch dat food, 
  On a eedioit ting rude boy, 

  Nah man, 
  I ain't got no pees today so I sit in ma yard and check myspace, 
  As for usual my belly rumbles 
  Here comes mum to save da day 
  I say good after noon 
  Fix my face, 
  Den ask mum to fix me a plate 
  Be polite, 
  If she's in good mood, 
  Den I know I'll get some of dat good food, 
  Rice, plantain buh no acky 
  I'm nigerian I deal with shaky 
  Truss me it mite not sound nice, 
  But I'll boxdat back with brown rice 
  I ain't on hyp ting eiva 
  I'll wash it don't wiv a glass of water 
  And when I fill up my tummy 
  Don't forget to say fankyu mummy 
  (Fanks mum, fanks mum) 

  Food, 
  Good food, 
  (Good food) 
  Food