The Bug That Tried to Crawl Around the World

Now you've heard of folks with a lot of ambition

But I believe just about the biggest case of ambition I ever saw

Was in a bug that I saw crawlin' along the beach one day

He was a mighty ambitious bug

On the beach one early mornin' as a day was newly dawnin'

And the sun again was warmin' all the chill thru'out the land

I saw me a bug a walkin' and at first I thought he was quakin'

Then I found out he was talkin' while he crawled across the sand

He was crawlin' mighty straight at a slow but a steady gait

And when I asked him to wait he said oh come on crawl with me

But I said where you goin' and he said you'll be knowin'

For I'm gonna make a showin' and you'll someday see

Well I stood there by the ocean I suddenly had the notion

That I start this big promotion so this challenge I enfirled said the bug

So I gave my wife a hug and I left my confy rug

So I could be the only bug that ever crawled around the world

Well he seemed mighty small and it was a long way to crawl

And I'm sure he couldn't swim at all so I try to discourage my friend

I said you know the world is round and there's mighty lotta ground

And there some water to be found before you reach your journey's end

And he said now don't you fret there's problems to be met

But I'll make it you can bet and this deed will bring glory to my name

You know they said man would never fly now he's soarin' in the sky

Cause he had the will to try so let me win my fame

So he crawled on out of sight as he sought that splendoured height

Neither lookin' left nor right but slowly marchin' toward his goal

And my knowin' he had started on his journey as we parted

Kept me from feelin' too down hearted for he was a mighty ambitious soul

Well I've looked everywhere I've been and seen a lotta bugs since then

But not one quite like my little friend when I think of him I'm filled with pride

Did he make it I don't know he was crawlin' mighty slow and he had a long way to go

And all I can tell you folks is that he tried he sure was an ambitious bug