Hot Dog in a Hallway

She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love herShe's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love herI'm her butter she' my bread
She's like a mobile water bed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattressAnd when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulationI always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love herShe's my Phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love herShe'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double Reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her