Chaos and Disorder

Hey, yeahCarjack used to fix flat tires
Cadillac used to be a Benz
Big joints never gotcha higher
Freebase cost you in the endI'm just a no-name reporter
I wish I had nothing to say
Looking through my new camcorder
Trying to find a crime that pays
I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world todayHe's gay, used to mean he's happy
Nowadays happy ain't allowed
You're played, used to mean top forty
Now forty days of being played ain't proudI'm just a no-name reporter
I wish I had nothing to say
Looking through my new camcorder
Trying to find a crime that pays
I get hit by mortars, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world todayYeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeahSafe sex used to mean no babies
When intercourse used to mean fun
If I had fifteen ladies
I would only fuck with oneI get hit by a mortar, everywhere I go I'm loitering
Chaos and disorder ruinin' my world todayYeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Whoa