Hell in a Handbasket

Oh and now,
The end is near
And I face that final curtain
So good-bye to strife
This is the last dance of my life
Lord, of this I'm certain
I've been a sinner,
I've been a saint,
Done both good and evil deeds
Oh, but in the end,
I was good to my friends
And that's good enough for me.Oh good Lord, they say all souls you forgive
Well if that's true then why
does there need to be a Hell?
Hey, what's that sulfur-y smell?
Now I can feel the fire creepin' up my thigh.I'm goin' to Hell,
In a handbasket.
It's a Bohemian Rhapsody.
Oh, Galileo, mama mia, Scaramouch, Scaramouch.
Oh, Beelzebub's got a devil put aside for me.I'm goin' to Hell,
In a handbasket.
With my flesh they'll make a feast
I'm gonna be there in that number
That's 666, the number of the beastI'm goin' to Hell
In a handbasket.
Well at least I'll have a view
Oh I will see the fire, through the rusty razor wire
Oh don't you worry, I saved a seat for You.I'm goin' to Hell,
In a handbasket.
And I might like it that way
No this ain't no lie, I'd rather be Kentucky Fried
Than live and kicking in Jersey any dayI'm goin' to Hell,
In a handbasket.
I'd pray if I had the guile
No this ain't no fib, I'd rather be a splatter on the Devil's bib
'Cause on my knees repentin' ain't my style.I'm goin to Hell,
In a handbasket.
Oh please don't pray for me
No I don't need to be saved, of the devil I ain't afraid.
There ain't nothin' he can do that ain't already been done to me.I'm goin to Hell,
In a handbasket.
And I'll have good company too
'Cause If I was so bad, then there's no need to be sad
'Cause everybody else will be there too, including You!Oh, good Lord, I only ask you forgive
The self righteous who deceive
When your words they twist,
We both know Hell don't exist,
Except in the minds of the poor fools who believe!