Goodbye Johnny

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TALES OF ORDINARY SADNESS
I’ve gotta message for you,
But wonder what’s the chance it ever gets through
You’ve got bad habits as bad as your skin
Don’t you suffer from the shape that I’m in?

Well I’m sure that it thrills you when you pull on my strings like a puppet
But I can think for myself, and I’m not so sure about you,
But whatever, blah, blah, blah,
I guess it’s all the same to you huh?

You spent a lifetime just calling on me,
No guts, no hunger for originality,
I’m something you only imagine to be,
Your dirty shame has you to blame for your fucked up personality

Maybe I’m just very paranoid,
But you’re probably someone that I should avoid
You think you leave your mark on society,
But honey your world looks like a fashion magazine
Please pardon me uh huh for being candid
But what exactly is bugging you and what’s bugging me
From the very start of it our love was sick and volatile
Now there’s nothing left of me, I’m just uptight and hostile

I want you to understand that I don’t want to hold your hand
Through every little step you take, we’re all allowed to make mistakes
But you have made a few or more and when I look at you,
Reflected in your eyes your ordinary sadness looking back at me.

I’m sick of you, I’m sure your just as sick of me
I’m sick of it all, I’m sick of it all, so sick.

NOBODY LIKES US
Let’s go to the movies
We’ll take the tube downtown
We can go to Frost Hop and just mess around
We can draw graffiti on the station walls
Or look at the perverts, just playing with their balls

Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks
We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks

We can make a video and watch it on tv
And you can push the buttons, but it won’t be for free
We’re gonna have a good time, we’re gonna be obscene
We’ll put you in the bathtub and cover you with cream

Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks
We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks

Did you meet my boyfriend? God he is such a bore,
He looks a bit like Elvis after 1974
Life is full of wankers, they always make a fuss
But we hate everybody as much as they hate us

Nobody likes us, ‘cause we’re two lazy chicks
We’re always so bored, we never get our kicks


SHAG BALL
Shag, shag, shag ball,
Shag, shag, shag ball

Shake it up, shake down
Shake it up, shake down

Shake down with me, shake down

Take a jack on my mind,
Let my finger ride your thumb
See the back of my eyes
Let my finger ride your thumb
I’m a bit on

Turn it up, turn on
Turn me on

Wet and irritate my ears
Take me by the face
Nab the rust to get down
Take me in your head
I’m a bit on

Shag ball

FUN IS A FLOPPY BITCH

Six o’clock babe and how do you feel
Fake boy, killjoy, just another cheap thrill
I’m so sick, you’re so bad, take my pills and I wanna go back to bed.

Fun fun fun, fun to pitch.
Fun fun fun, fun to switch
Fun to pitch, fun to switch
Fun is a floppy bitch
Pitch the fun and switch the one,
Screw it again, no time for pain
Pitch the fun, screw it again
No time for pain.

Maybe baby, next week…

Unless you want to touch me,
Unless you want to get close to me
You can piss on my couch
I piss on your face
You got nothing to say but a lot of time to waste

Come as you are and pay as you go,
Just gimme your cash and we’re ready to go,
Lick my boots, Kiss my ass
Your life is a mess

I’ve got no time for pain

We’ll set the book of rules on fire,
How to act and how to dress to sound and all liars
It is time for a new kick movement
Everybody can do it
Bad girls do it and the boys can do it.
What’s new pussycat move it move it.

Like this…
Shake your money maker and move it.

Fun fun fun, fun to pitch
Fun fun fun, fun to switch
Fun to pitch, fun to switch
Fun is a floppy bitch
Pitch the fun and switch the one,
Screw it again, no time for pain
Pitch the fun, screw it again
No time for pain.
Maybe baby, next week…



VENUS FLYTRAP
What do you want?
I want…
I want discipline,
Discipline?

I gotta fantasy,
You and me and ecstasy
I am a venus flytrap
Delicious, vicious and bad bad
Under conditions that you’ve never had
A punishment so extraordinaire
Chomp the bit hanging from the air
Dress you up in her underwear,
Remote control me, push my buttons,
I can top you at the bottom

Don’t miss the pain of the Venus
Try a little submissiveness
Sit, heel, beg good boy and please us
You’re in the venus flytrap
Don’t Miss

I gotta freak to see
Whippin and stickin’ him down on his knees
He’s in the venus flytrap
That’s what you get when you’re born bad
Submissive kitten, you’re bad bad
A punishment ultra vulgar
Strap it on so laissez-faire,
Naughty tricks in your underwear

Remote control me, push my buttons
I can top you at the bottom…

Don’t miss the pain of the venus

Whips, clips, shackles studs
Handcuffs, diamonds, rubber gloves

Don’t miss the pain of the venus
Can’t resist your miss dominatrix
Sharp stiletto heels and black latex

Try a little submissiveness

JET SET BOY

You got your Jet Set Boy and automatic pilot
Yeah, I can teach you something if you would just try it
Oops, I didn’t do it, but did you like it?
You’re playing games puppy, don’t try to deny it.

Call you on the phone but it was disconnected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator
Couldn’t help but feel a little bit rejected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator
‘Till I went to your house and I figured it out,
That the lights were on, and nobody’s home!
Dadadadadadadada..
Hey, I’ll teach you a lesson in stupidity
Yeah, I’ll make you a star, I’ll put you in a movie
Your an inflatable doll, and you’re head is stuck in the wall
Oh, you’re good for a laugh, but that’s about all

Call you on the phone but it was disconnected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator
Couldn’t help but feel a little bit rejected
Switchboard operator got the lowest common dominator
‘Till I went to your house and I figured it out,
That the lights were on, and nobody’s home!
Dadadadadadadada..

COPS COPULATING
Feeling bored, everything sucks
Let’s go for a ride in my pick-up truck
we’ll get a six pack and a bag of whack
when school’s out, who’s gonna pull out?
I’m sixteen and this is my scene
A bubble of trouble let’s get the hell out
I wanna be bad, let’s get a boy scout
And go to Kennedy’s house
and go balls out, balls out

We’re breakin’ the law, we’re breakin’ the law
Bust me.

Bustin’ it once and bustin’ it twice
Is it the cops or is it the vice?
Kick in the door pull out a gun
Pricks with sticks tryin’ to ruin our fun

Bust me
We’re going downtown, downtown.
Cops copulating, cops copulating

BLOW IT
Diablo Menthe, that’s peppermint French
It’s like troublesome bubblegum
Open your mouth and I’ll give you some

You can blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya
Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya….

You’ve got a good one, short and fat
Dress it up with a bow and a funny little hat
Ooh-ooh-chick-a-boom-boom
I like it like that
But can your doggy-dog, do the pussycat?
Because I’m thinking about letting you underneath my sweater
I don’t want your sympathy
I want to get you down on me

You can blow it, pop it, smack it, oh ya
Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya….

I make you shake like maracas,
When I’m doing things such as
Rubbing like when I was young
Pillow fights and chewing gum
Please don’t tell my mom
That I’m such a phenomenon
Because I’m unplugged dog heart
won’t you do me a favor
Rave in your fly, I want to taste your flavor
Speed up plucky boy
Where’d you hide my favorite toy
Yeah I’m unplugged dog heart
Come on play me the sailor
Wetting around, give it some flavor and…

Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya
Blow it, pop it, smack it oh ya….


DOGS ‘N’ DOLLS
I like dogs
I like dogs
I like them doggie style, uh-huh
Dogs they make me wilda
I like dogs….
When the come into my bed
Oh they make me oh so wet
I like dogs
Dolls ‘n’ dogs….

TWO LANE BLACKTOP
Two lane, two lane two lane blacktop…
Drivin’ the ragtop, sucking the stones up
Hitting the backstop…

I was born with the jet lag,
Burning wheels and I promise you I’ll never coming back
In the corner of my mind, still the taste of your lip smack
White lights, white dotted lines
Yellow line on the right side
Shake my head. I got to get away
Another cigarette,
Getting away….
Going fast on the two lane…

GOODBYE JOHNNY

It’s all over now, baby blue eyes
All the wasted tears forgotten
And I know that you lied
But all your lies were sweet like a child’s.

And you know there was nothing I wouldn’t have done for you
Goodbye Johnny, I won’t forget you
But I do regret all your sadness
But this world was too much for you
For me too, there was nothing I could do.

It’s all over now, baby blue eyes
All the wasted years forgotten
And I know that you lied, but
All your lies were sweet like a child’s.

Goodbye Johnny, I won’t forget you
But I do regret all the madness
But this world was too much for you
For me too, there was nothing I could do.



Time you start to grab your pride
before you know you loose your dignity
You were always on the outside looking far beyond your destiny
Goodbye Johnny.