Ды-ды-дым

Guten tag ...
Damen und heren . Das ist ayne geshihte
Das ist ayne EDAs Huta geshihte :))
Sehr gut, what? In short ...

We saw the sea , saw the mountains, saw the white nights .
Trampled linoleum in a sanatorium in the expensive city of Sochi.
And so tired sunbathing, we decided to continue
Our trip out of town to reduce by one third.

Besides, there are already ladies are fed up with us .
It is necessary to grind and shove us over the hill .
On the mountain ski resort , some.
There will blow . There will blow , will blow .

Although where we just not blow ? You remember .
Is that my Granddaddy - in Cologne.
Oh, no ! This far you drive!
My grandfather , we will be happy . Let's run eat.

And remember that the chase ? When we stupidly persecuted ?
And in the rearview mirror - types in uniform.
Well then when we trashes Rod , you forgot Th ?
Well in November ... So it is May was !

Aw, damn, passed , let your luggage .
Oh, Hamil , here we are annealed there .
So we close the cafe , sitting in the bag.
Decided in a hurry to fly to my grandfather.

Full steam ahead with bay floundering .
Germans have time to shout " Achtung " .
- Oh, you know German ?
- Taught half a year.
- So, you man of the world .
- I'm like yeah. Firshtein , Einstein ...
- Nishtjak , bifshtekst .. or what?
- Or what?
- Thank you.
- Not at all.

It should be there so much! Two times and we are rolling in a taxi.
Dymim so much that I began to rave like crazy.

Taxi driver shouts in all throat , so you can not say !
Its so perlo that she even did not take money
The road to the airport was full of cheating .
Welcome aboard , Hamil and snakes.

So we boarded the plane , sat in the tail .
When that my growth, it is necessary to ride the train .
I fucked up, and to those who sat in front of me .
Although boarding ticket and go me.

We are on the runway . I hear an "amen "
With a trembling voice , said Jamil .
And as a huge closet , flew Boeing .
And my grandfather, was already waiting for us both.

Nonsense - my guide .
Erase - sneakers to the holes .
Inhale the smoke lazily .
Di Di Smoke . Di Di Smoke .

Pretty tight press , the euro on the pocket.
Our common interest now lies in Germany.
How good idea to take the wheelbarrow and poison.
I was rushing like a snake. A snake like a boa constrictor .

Muzlo shakes , though , take it and dance .
But then we notice that we were going around the ring .
In a dense stream of cars is not to fun .
- And what has brought us to this roundabout , eh?

He could have steer , just such a tireless .
Our turn! ... was. We flew by!
Shove you this card ! We will take back .
Watching the mirrors that you stood like a statue ?

Here those on ! Wailed someone brakes.
Here those on ! Bang, and I closed my eyes .
Ring behind glass on the pavement clean .
Well, Europe ? Meet Russian tourists

Who is there so signals? I almost deaf.
What a commotion ? Snakes hendehoh .
You see , right there policemen .
Make a smile on his face, and deny everything.

" Guten Morgen " - Took my trouble.
Documents here , bambarbiya , kergudu .
T with a carrier other . - Can make your legs ?
He also warned that a little - will be in the morgue .

And here he is , gives me a document tattered .
All the same, this strange element , a foreign language.
"Take your car and shakes Schnell "
He let us ...
- He called me an overcoat ?

And we march lucky.
Carrier said, we bumped him back to the forehead.
The policeman took him for a psychopath
And let us , so we are not to blame .

Nonsense - my guide .
Erase - sneakers to the holes .
Inhale the smoke lazily .
Di Di Smoke . Di Di Smoke .