Joan Jett Of Arc

She'd fix me a dinner of sunflower seeds 
And ready-whipped topping inhalers 
And take me down South with Hall and Oats in her mouth 
My first love my Joan Jett of Arc 

My black heart was heavy 
But her mom's Cougar was fast 
As little pink houses were whistled 
And it was all you can eat at the Sizzler that night 
My steak burnin' Joan Jett of Arc 
My steak burnin' Joan Jett of Arc 

And the shopping malls and roller rinks 
All dimmed their lights cicadas 
And crickets were silent 
And the train tracks 
Like stitches skidding bicycle tires 
As I slipped in my Joan Jett of Arc

And the birds that were crushed 
Once had air in their bones 
As oil was refined in her honor